Clan 3odx Private forum (Continued)

[Oragami]

This thread is nostalgic,!

dude they use that word to much In the intro of Naruto Shippuden series, Fuck that i hate it now

[StoNe]

not as hard as your e-peen whenever you see me online.

[Oragami]

not as hard as your e-peen whenever you see me online.

+1

[Tonic]

Oragami, every post on this forum that has ever been directed at you is either about making fun of your avatar or calling you an idiot, and I'm assuring you that it's not a coincidence.

dude they use that word to much In the intro of Naruto Shippuden series, Fuck that i hate it now

Never thought I'd see someone complain about the hard vocabulary on a kid's show.

Also, nothing says gangsta like Naruto.

[Oragami]

...................And apparently your reading comprehension is near zero, you even quoted what I said, Nowhere did I say it was hard to understand.
O shit I responded to your post.
Your welcome, like I said before, I have to, as nobody else ever does.
After all I am a nice guy.


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[Tonic]

No I didn't misunderstand. I was just assuming that someone as...erm...challenged as you wouldn't know what the word nostalgia meant. I mean, it has nine letters!

Almost every post I have made that has necessitated a response has received one. But certainly if anyone gets undue attention here it's you. Considering your post count is four times that of mine, I can only assume that you spend the majority of time here responding to people who point out how much of an idiot you portray yourself to be through your posts, which is seemingly everyone. You are synonymous with stupidity.

I guess you take pride in being the laughing stock of the forums, the butt of every joke about intelligence. There is no worse insult at the moment than to be compared to you. If people want to insult someone's intelligence, they just group the person in a category with you. I'm sure you've seen this often. You've surpassed lockz as the go-to guy for references to stupidity. Your only purpose on these forums is to remind everyone that no matter how fucked up or shitty they feel, there are always people like you out there with extra chromosomes.

But I shouldn't call you a retard (did you catch that?). That might give people the impression that your low mental ability is somewhat justified by genetics and that it's not your fault.

You're not retarded, you're just an idiot.

UMAD dawg?

[Oragami]

^ not important enough to read, Next!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Tonic]

Hah, that's what I thought.

Leeroygami. Everyone's favorite pariah!

You're a joke that never ends.

[Oragami]

So guys hows the weather?



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[Tonic]

Seems like someone else just made another thread flaming you.

Does anyone like you?

[FalseLights]

So did 3od make a private forum...? I lost the topic-at-hand between the random ranting of flames and Oragami's trolling self.

[Etra]

That's a good question Eternal. Why do birds fly?, why do fishes swim?, why do girls fake oragasm?, Why do Oragami get an OT for being retarded?

Would you prefer, I put a "stud" from Twilight to please your eyes? perhaps you get pleasure from observing half naked men posing on avatars or signature? Really who's hiding the truth?!!

I mean, it's better to have girls then what you're getting there in Afghanistan right?

Dude Tealage, Its OTH, At Least know what your talking bout man.
Please don't insult servicemen//woman, or we might drop another atom bomb on whatever gook land u hail from.
Idc if you were born in the US or not, even if you were that only makes you a slight bit less a Gook, but a gook non the less.
@ Tonic, .... (had to reply to your post cuz nobody else ever does)
@ Etra, Sorry for wiping out ur gook land too in the process of getting Tealage.
@ Oragami, dude u know talking to your self is the first sign of craziness.
@ Oragami, I never implied i wasn't insane.
@Hugo, I apologize for God making you French, but take heart, at least you are not Asian.

Here is something of how Etra, or Tealage will reply(if I hadnt typed this first)
"or black"
^ even if that were true, im Half black, Half White, so I'm still better than you, halfway.
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OR They will Reply with something about africa.
P.S. Stones Nipples are ROCK hard.

Q: What do you call a million black people jumping out of a plane?
A: Night.

Q: What does the NAACP stand for?
A: Now Apes Are Considered People.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew?
A: Having to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people in a barn?
A: Antique farm equipment.

Q: What do you call 50,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

Q: Why do black people wear wide-brimmed hats?
A: So pigeons can't shit on their lips.

Q: What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?
A: The bench can support a family.

Q: Why do they put cotton in the tops of medication bottles?
A: To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Why were Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A: Because they didn't know they were black.

Q: What do black people and semen have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.

Q: Why couldn't the blind black guy read?
A: Because he was black.

Q: Why are black people so fast?
A: All the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What do you call a black guy having sex?
A: Rape.

Q: What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
A: Crime stoppers sent her a check for $500.

Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy shit.

Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you would never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.

Q: What's the difference between a black kid and a pair of jeans?
A: The jeans only have one fly on it.

Q: Why don't black people listen to country music?
A: Every time they hear the word "ho-down", they think one of their sisters is dead.

Q: What's long and black?
A: The unemployment line.

Q: What do people and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the black ones.

Q: What is the only positive thing about black people?
A: HIV.

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by twelve black guys?
A: Coach.

Q: Why do black people cry during sex?
A: The mace.

Q: Why do black people stink?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why don't black kids play in the sandbox?
A: Cats keep covering them up.

Q: What do you call a black person on a bike?
A: Thief.

Q: What are the worst three years of a black person's life?
A: First grade.

Q: Why do black people keep chickens in their yard?
A: To teach their kids to walk.

Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
A: You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

Q: What is a nigger?
A: Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

Q: Why are chimps always frowning?
A: They know in a million years they'll turn into niggers.

Q: What's the difference between a black person and a bag of shit?
A: The bag.

Q: What's the most confusing day for black people?
A: Father's Day.

Q: What do you call a black person in a courtroom?
A: The defendant.

Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
A: 9 months.

Q: Why does Alabama have black people and California have earthquakes?
A: California got first pick.

Q: Why do police dogs lick their ass?
A: To get the taste of black people out of their mouth.

Q: What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Q: What do you say to a black man in uniform?
A: "I'll have a Big Mac with a Coke."

Q: Why do black people call white people "honkies"?
A: That's the last sound they hear before white people run them over.

Q: What do you do if you run over a nigger?
A: Reverse.

Q: Why do white people shop at black peoples' yard sales?
A: To get their stuff back.

Q: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
A: You don't.

Q: What's a crying shame?
A: When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were empty seats.

Q: What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: How do you starve a nigger?
A: Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

Q: How do you get twelve niggers into a Volkswagen?
A: Throw in a welfare check.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Throw in a job application.

Q: What do you say when you see your TV floating around at night?
A: "Drop it, nigger."

[Oragami]

^
U googled black jokes nuff said.

[FalseLights]

A black kid died and went to heaven and was given a pair of wings. The kid asks God,
"Does this mean I'm an angel"?
God laughs and says, "Nah nigga, you a bat!"

..all I got.

[Oragami]

I heard that when I was in third grade, I'm black and I can make better Black jokes then that. Wow.

[Etra]

^
U googled black jokes nuff said.

madcuztru?


Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a watermelon down the road.


Q: What did God say when he made the first black person?
A: Oops.


Q: When is the only time you concentrate on a black person?
A: When scoping with your rifle.


Q: Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
A: Because of the pubic hair on their heads.


Q: Why do blacks keep their fly open?
A: In case they have to count to eleven.


Q: Why do blacks wear white gloves?
A: So they don't bite their fingers eating Tootsie rolls.


Q: What do you call a black man with no arms?
A: Trustworthy.


Q: Why do black women wear high heels?
A: So their knuckles don't drag.


Q: What do you call a black woman on the pill?
A: Crime prevention.


Q: Why do black people have white hands?
A: Everyone has some good in them.


Q: Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.


Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TVs are getting bigger.


Q: How do you drown a black person?
A: Pop their lips.


Q: Two black guys in a car, who's driving?
A: The cop.


Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farms Used to Buy Us.


Q: What is red, green, orange, purple, pink, and black?
A: A nigger dressed for church.


Q: How do they make roads in Africa?
A: Have the black people lay down and have every other one smile.


Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.


Q: What is it called when you see a bunch of black men running?
A: Jailbreak.


Q: Why do black women have such big purses?
A: To hold their lipstick.


Q: What travels at the speed of light?
A: A black hearing a dollar bill drop.


Q: What do you call a black person on the moon?
A: A problem.
Q: What do you call ten black people on the moon?
A: Ten problems.
Q: What do you call all the blacks on the moon?
A: Problem solved.


Q: What's faster than a black man running down the road with your TV?
A: His brother with the DVD player.


Q: Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC is closed.


Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
A: Still alive.


Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.


Q: Why do black people lean away from the windows in a car?
A: They think the smell is coming from outside.


Q: How are black women like cars?
A: You can take both for a test drive before you buy them.


Q: Ever hear about the black person who went to college?
A: Me neither.


Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a black person's funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.


Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.


Q: Did you hear about the black man who died yesterday on the highway?
A: He stuck his head out the window going 100 MPH and his lips beat him to death.


Q: What's the best way to hide cash from a black robber?
A: Put it in a book.


Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea and thought he was melting.


Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The lights out, how can you count them?


Q: Why can't black women make a living in the countryside?
A: There are no street corners.


Q: How do you kill fifty flies?
A: Hit a black person in the face with a flyswatter.


Q: What do you call a black person in the ocean?
A: Pollution.


Q: What is it called when a black woman is in labor?
A: Constipation.


Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put KFC on the sidewalk.


Q: Why do black men have afros?
A: Because they can't afford a haircut.


A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.


A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."


Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."


A black guy knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.

"I wanna be rich," said the black man. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.

"I'm no fool," said the black man. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

"Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was black again.

[Oragami]

Yes its true you did google these jokes
no im not mad , i thought u were

[Etra]

madcuztru?

no im not mad

nigga, u's lyin'. u look lyke u's bout tuh threw u a tantum.

[Oragami]

why would i throw a tantrum while im high? That's damn near unheard of.
Etra lol I thought you were better at cracking jokes then this, I'm disappointed.

[Druzil]

I wanna play

Q: How does a black woman check if she's pregnant?
A: Shove a banana up her vagina, and if it comes out half eaten another monkey is on the way.



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